the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
(via ninjaofthemundane)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
- blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
- on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
- christmas is illegal
- the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
- post limit is 1 post per day
- selfies are banned
- you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
- baldness is illegal
(via pinkfloydism)
| Average person: | Watches Disney movie |
| Average Disney fan: | Watches Disney movie, sings the songs, throws in a couple of quotes here and there |
| ME: | WATCES DISNEY MOVIE, RECITES THE ENTIRE SCRIPT, SINGS ALL THE SONGS WITH ALL THEIR VOICES AND EXPRESSIONS, FLAWLWESSLY IMITATES EVERY SINGLE ACTION, REELS OFF A LIST OF TRIVIA ABOUT THE VOICE ACTORS AND ANIMATORS, POINTS OUT MISTAKES AND EASTER EGGS, GIVES A COMPLETE COMMENTARY, KNOWS THE DELETED SCENES, DELVES DEEPER INTO THE MORALS AND MESSAGES OF THE STORIES, CRIES AT THE BEGINNING, CRIES IN THE MIDDLE, CRIES AT THE END. |
